1. What is Patty Bladell’s nickname before she loses weight?
(a) Thin Patty
(b) Fit Patty
(c) Fat Patty
(d) Skinny Patty
Answer: (c) Fat Patty
2. Who is Patty’s pageant coach?
(a) Bob Barnard
(b) Bob Armstrong
(c) Bob Brickman
(d) Bob Belcher
Answer: (b) Bob Armstrong
3. What is the name of the first pageant Patty enters after losing weight?
(a) Miss American Lady pageant
(b) Miss Magic Jesus
(c) Miss Merry Christmas
(d) Miss Southern Charm
Answer: (a) Miss American Lady pageant
4. Who is Bob Armstrong’s wife?
(a) Dixie Sinclair
(b) Coralee Huggins-Armstrong
(c) Angie Bladell
(d) Regina Sinclair
Answer: (b) Coralee Huggins-Armstrong
5. What is the name of Bob Barnard’s wife?
(a) Dee Dee Hoppenstance
(b) Nonnie Thompson
(c) Roxy Buckwald
(d) Etta Mae Barnard
Answer: (d) Etta Mae Barnard
6. What is the name of Patty’s best friend?
(a) Nonnie Thompson
(b) Stella Rose Buckley
(c) Regina Sinclair
(d) Angie Bladell
Answer: (a) Nonnie Thompson
7. What is Brick Armstrong’s sexual orientation?
(a) Heterosexual
(b) Homosexual
(c) Bisexual
(d) Asexual
Answer: (c) Bisexual
8. Who does Patty initially have a crush on after losing weight?
(a) Bob Armstrong
(b) Christian Keene
(c) Donald Choi
(d) Gordy Greer
Answer: (a) Bob Armstrong
9. What is the name of the diner where Patty and Nonnie often hang out?
(a) The Burger Joint
(b) The Sweet Spot
(c) The Belleview
(d) The Golden Spoon
Answer: (d) The Golden Spoon
10. What is the name of Regina Sinclair’s mother?
(a) Gloria Diaz
(b) Patty Bladell
(c) Stella Rose Buckley
(d) Roxanne Buckwald
Answer: (b) Patty Bladell
11. What is the unusual weapon Patty uses in self-defense against the homeless man?
(a) A brick
(b) A can of soda
(c) Does not use a Weapon
(d) A hairspray can
Answer: (c) Does not use a Weapon
12. Who is the pageant rival that Patty frequently clashes with?
(a) Nonnie Thompson
(b) Dixie
(c) Stella Rose Buckley
(d) Dee Dee Hoppenstance
Answer: (b) Dixie
13. What is the name of Bob Barnard’s secret online persona?
(a) Furious Bob
(b) Angry Bob
(c) Sad Bob
(d) Not Named
Answer: (d) Not Named
14. What is the name of the therapist Bob Armstrong starts seeing?
(a) Dr. Stacy
(b) Dr. Regina Sinclair
(c) Dr. Poole
(d) Dr. Drew
Answer: (b) Dr. Regina Sinclair
15. What is the name of the high school Patty attends?
(a) Northgate High
(b) Westview High
(c) Hometown High
(d) Southwood High
Answer: (c) Hometown High
16. What is the name of Nonnie’s band?
(a) The Bangers
(b) Ladybomb
(c) The Misfits
(d) The Outcasts
Answer: (b) Ladybomb
17. Who becomes romantically involved with Brick Armstrong?
(a) Regina Sinclair
(b) Stella Rose Buckley
(c) Patty Bladell
(d) Dee Dee Hoppenstance
Answer: (c) Patty Bladell
18. What is the name of the pageant where Patty and Regina have a major confrontation involving a microphone?
(a) Miss Bareback Buckaroo
(b) Miss Magnolia
(c) Miss Peach Blossom
(d) Miss Sweet Tea
Answer: (a) Miss Bareback Buckaroo
19. What is the profession of Regina Sinclair’s mother, Roxanne?
(a) Lawyer
(b) Journalist
(c) Not Stated
(d) Real Estate Agent
Answer: (c) Not Stated
20. Who does Bob Barnard have an affair with?
(a) Coralee Huggins-Armstrong
(b) Regina Sinclair
(c) Angie Bladell
(d) Stella Rose
Answer: (d) Stella Rose
21. What is the name of the cruise ship pageant that several characters attend?
(a) Miss Bareback Buckaroo
(b) Miss Ocean Pearl
(c) Miss Atlantic Princess
(d) Miss Ship Beautiful
Answer: (a) Miss Bareback Buckaroo
22. What is the name of the private investigator hired to look into Patty?
(a) Tony Peretti
(b) Rudy Cruz
(c) John Doe
(d) Richard Roe
Answer: (b) Rudy Cruz
23. Who helps Patty cover up her crimes?
(a) Nonnie Thompson
(b) Bob Armstrong
(c) Angie Bladell
(d) All of the above
Answer: (b) Bob Armstrong
24. What is the name of the pageant coach who becomes Bob Armstrong’s rival?
(a) Earl Brown
(b) Barry Blue
(c) Ted Trim
(d) Bob Barnard
Answer: (d) Bob Barnard
25. Who is the creator of “Insatiable”?
(a) Lauren Gussis
(b) Quentin Tarantino
(c) Francis Ford Coppola
(d) Tim Burton
Answer: (a) Lauren Gussis